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Post by princesskagome on Jan 1, 2008 11:16:46 GMT -5
Kagome was just coming home from a hard day in the past with Inuyasha and the others. " Sigh. I need * yawn* sleep. " she said to herself when coming home. When she got in her house, she made herself some " wake-up" tea and some sushi to wake her up. " I wonder what's on TV?"She asked herself while turning on the TV. She flipped through channels and saw a show called " South Park. " " Hee hee this looks funny" she said to herself.
Few minutes later, she fell asleep. Just then the TV got all crumy...
* Stupid satalite* When she started to turn the TV off, it came back on again. She tried again, but she accidentally slipped on her fish and got sucked in the TV!
* OMG! This is just like the time I got sucked in the well!!!* Few minutes later, she landed up in some snowy place. Everyone was wearing coasts and it was very cold outside.
* Im soooo cold! I need a jacket right away!* She walked shivering her body off...and fell down by a house that said " The Marshs".....
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Post by Stanley Marsh on Jan 3, 2008 6:17:44 GMT -5
Stanley Marsh was by no means a procrastinator. Sure, he neglected to clean his room as often as he should, and he wasn't exactly perfect when it came to turning in projects on time, but for the most part he was good with deadlines and stuck to them. Exceptions, of course, did exist. The deadline for Thanksgiving Break being one example.
No nine year old actually loves skipping off to school with an assload of work in store for them, bitchy ass whores staring at them because they were third on the fake list that everyone saw, and a whiny Nazi complaining about having to hang out with their best friend who /happened/ to be Jewish (and really, Kyle hated a lot of the litte things about his religion; like how he didn't get to celebrate Christmas or how his people kinda sorta killed Jesus). So of course he wanted to find every excuse possible to stay home the day he was supposed to go back to school and put up with... Well, that. It turned out that his reason for skipping would be the fact that Grandpa went a little nutso the night before. Since Stan had to help him change his pants after he crapped himself, keep him from choking on his own dinner, and make sure he didn't try to steal anything and use it to kill Randy who he mistook for a man-eating rabbit/shark/crocodile/yeti thing, he got to stay home and sleep.
Until, of course, his mom decided that he still had trash duty on his day off.
"Stanley, take the trash out!"
"Aww mom, I took it out yesterday! And I changed Grandpa and kept him from killin' dad! Get Shelly to do it."
"Young man, you're getting the whole day off of school for doing that. The least you could do is stop laying around in bed all day and take the trash out."
"Alright, alright!"
He grumbled something about wishing he still had that evil goldfish and hopped out of bed. Normally he had his favorite red-poofball hat on his bedpost or dresser, but for some odd reason he'd lost it last night when Grandpa got loose and tried to crush Randy Marsh's skull in using a dishtowel tied to a rubber ducky. This was a bit of a pain in the ass, because it meant he had to spend fifteen minutes looking around the house for the damned thing. Finally he found it on top of a lamp that had gotten broken; Shelly had probably put it there hoping he wouldn't notice the little glass pieces stuck in the hat and would get little painful cuts with shards imbeded in them on his head when he put it on. She had a tendancy to be a bitch like that.
"Stanley what is taking so long?" As if nagging was going to make him take the trash out any quicker.
"Shelly put glass in my hat so now I gotta pick it out or else I'm gonna get glass pieces stuck in my head, mom." He shouted back, though right after he said it his hat seemed safe to wear. Stan threw on his favorite jacket as well and grabbed the garbage (somehow managing to not tear the bag while he pulled it out for once) before throwing the door open. He had to sort of half-walk half-jog over to the trash can so he could hurry up and toss the bag in; the last thing he needed right now was for Kyle to somehow see him and get all pissed that he skipped school that day and didn't tell him. His best friend was a nice, smart, and moral kid, sure, but he had a bad habit of being just a /little/ over-protective when it came to Stan Marsh.
Stanley shook his head to try and get back in focus, but once he turned to rush back inside without being seen by anyone else he noticed a uh... fucked up detail about the normal 'wintery-mountain-town' scene he walked out to everyday.
"... Mooooom, there's some Japanese kid in our yard and she's wearing a miniskirt!"
"That's nice, dear."
"Mom, are you listening? I said there's a girl in a miniskirt out here! Do you want me to get her a jacket or something?"
"No dear, leave the little hobo foreigner alone. It might ask you for money. Can't have that homeless incedint happening again."
"... Mom, she's not a hobo-"
"Just come inside, Stanley. She'll be fine."
Well, that settled it. Whenever Sharron Marsh said things'll be fine, it's best to try and fix things as best you can; chances are if you don't then South Park or the world will be destroyed. Again.
"Do you uh... Need some help, lady?" He asked, praying to god she spoke English.
(( Sorry. XD;; I uh... Got carried away. Kind of a long post there, huh? ))
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Post by princesskagome on Jan 3, 2008 20:55:11 GMT -5
When she heard someone saying she needed " Help", she opened her eyes and saw a little boy staring at her. His face reminded her of one of her friends Shippo. * Wow! He reminds me of Shippo! * Kagome tried to get up but she was too frozen and let out a little cry with a " help me"
She burst into tears and let her hand out.....
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Post by Stanley Marsh on Jan 5, 2008 3:12:30 GMT -5
Oh Jesus, the girl was crying. So much for quickly slipping back in his house without being seen.
"God dammit," he mumbled. This looked like the beginning of one of those dangerous, oh-my-god-we're-gonna-die adventure things that always happened to him and his friends. Knowing their luck, this Japanese girl (who was thoroughly annoying the shit out of him with all that sobbing) was going to be the object of affection to some kind of weird ass dog thing that happened to have claws and teeth and a huge ass sword to match his huge ass temper. Said dog thing might end up killing them or trying to kill them or something. But oh well; the fact of the matter was there was a frozen little Japanese teenager in a miniskirt in his yard and he couldn't just let her freeze because... Well, just because.
"Alright already, stop crying. Jesus, what are you, 3? It's not /that/ bad." He snapped, tossing his favorite jacket over her shoulders. How in the hell a fifteen year old woman from Japan ended up in his yard, /his/ yard of all places, was beyond Stan. It's not like he could take her inside his house; his dad would probably hit on her or his grandpa might try to kill her. He couldn't call Kyle up because Kyle would be too pissed about him getting to skip and not getting his best friend out of going back to school too, and he couldn't have her go to Cartman's because that would mean she would have to deal with the fatass. Kenny's was out since he's poor and might try to do the same thing his dad would do, and... He hadn't really spoken to Wendy long enough for him to just dump what /should/ be his responsibility on her.
shit.
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Post by princesskagome on Jan 6, 2008 6:20:36 GMT -5
When Kagome felt the warmth of the jacket, it melted little by little on the ice. She couldv'e got Inuyasha but she couldn't. Few hours later, she gave him a huge hug and whispered, " Thank you so much. I feel so greatful. I don't have any friends since I just sucked into the TV and ended up right here. But, I don't want to go back because there's this um friend I used to know who can just gives me demands so yeah." She bowed to him and introduced herself by saying" Konechiwai, I'm Kagome Higarashi. And what's your name cutie and can I be your um.. new friend? Oh and no, I'm not gonna ask you for money because I got money from my country but really I don't wanna go back. "
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Post by Stanley Marsh on Jan 9, 2008 1:04:43 GMT -5
He tried staying out in the yard while the whiny bitch unfroze (he was scared she might take off with his favorite jacket), but after the first half an hour he got bored and went back inside. Stan spent the next couple of hours playing games and even took Sparky out for a walk before finally going back in the yard to check on Kagome.
"Oh Jesus, are you still stuck there? Go dammit, it doesn't take that long for a person to unfreeze from the ground." He growled, clearly pissed off at the random girl who had just popped up in front of his house bitching about how cold it was and how she needed help. The sudden hug didn't really do much to alter his mood. In fact, it might have made it worse.
'Cutie? She's got to be like fifteen. Why in the hell would she call a nine year old cutie? That's messed up,' he thought, glaring a little. Stan and his friends had already been through enough adventures involving pedophiles; the last thing he needed was a horny ass teenager following him around calling him pet names.
"It's Stan and... Look, you /have/ to have other friends back in your country. Stick with them. You can come in my house for a little while but I want you out of Colorado and on the nearest flight to Japan before tomorrow." Keeping his voice calm and flat like it usually was proved to be a bit more challenging than he would have liked. Unless she was the complete childish moron she made herself out to be, Kagome should have been able to detect the undertone of 'You annoy the shit out of me' while he spoke.
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Post by princesskagome on Jan 11, 2008 16:09:51 GMT -5
" Um Stan, no offense but I don't really wanna go back beacause in my country, men in Japan treat girls like me like a slave."
Flashback: " KAGOME!!! GET ME MY FOOD!!!" shouted her grandfather as she was trying to do her homework. " Um, Im trying to do my homework. " she shouted back. " KAGOME! COME DOWN RIGHT NOW!" " he shouted back. * Man, I wish I could live on my own.* She came down to get her Grandfather's food and then he shouted " YOU ARE A SLOW GIRL! I'VE SEEN SLOWER GIRLS THAN YOU!" She burst into tears and ran up to her room bawling her eyes out. Kagome decided to run away from home so she can prove that she's not slow and she can be a very independent teenage school student ( ok besides hanging out with Inuyasha and the others). That night, she packed all her stuff and ran out. * I hate to do this to you Grandfather and family but I'm not slow and I can be Independent and I can take care of myself.*
* End of flashback.
"And that's why I don't wanna go back. I feel that my family back there is not treating me I wanna be treated. I mean really back in Japan, my friends in my High School were ignoring me. They treated me as if I was junk and not interesting.
* Flashback*
In High School.... " Hey Eri! Wanna hang out later after school" she asked. " No. Im busy..." and just walked away. She asked her two other friends they same thing but they walked away. " Girls?....."
* end of flashback*
" And that's another reason I don't want to go back. I mean I like my country and all but I'm not being treated like everyone else is over there!"
She sat down with her hands in her knees and cried waiting for comfort from Stan.....
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Post by Stanley Marsh on Jan 13, 2008 19:02:35 GMT -5
Now wasn't that genius. This girl's been sitting out in snow wearing nothing but a schoolgirl outfit (including a miniskirt) for hours using his coat as a blanket, refuses to come inside though he's told her to twice now, and still has enough energy in her to whine about how horrible her life is even though he didn't hint at all that he gave two shits about what her homeland's like. Oh, and surprise surprise, there she goes crying again. Jesus Christ, are all Japanese teenagers this fucking childish?
"Uh... Look, just, come inside and we'll figure something out. 'K?" he mumbled, trying to get her to calm down. His mom might get pissed if she saw him out in the yard with a crying fiteen year old Japanese girl. It was bad enough that his best friend was going to be mad at him for getting to ditch school; he really didn't need his mom screaming at him too.
He huffed a little when she just kept crying and whining about how bad Japan is and how she still liked it even though she wasn't being 'treated like everyone else'. 'Well, tough luck. Life isn't fair, and the world isn't nice. You have to get used to it.' he thought, but he knew if he said that out loud she'd probably just cry and bitch about how oh god no Americans are meanies just like her friends and family and waaaa she wanted to just oh my god run awayyy!
Grabbing her arm, he forced her to stand up and brushed some of the snow off of her. Why she couldn't stand up on her own, come inside, have some hot chocolate, and groan about how horrible the Earth is then was beyond him; but oh well. Apparentally he just had to deal with the fact that he was probably stuck babysitting this woman for the next week or two.
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Post by princesskagome on Jan 13, 2008 21:42:19 GMT -5
She blushed when he brushed the snow off her. * Wow! Why can't Inyuasha be like this offering me to go inside his cave and offer me something to drink or give me his cloth to make me warm? I think this country is better than Japan.* She went inside his house and said " Wow Stan! Your house is so nice. I love the dog to!" When she petted the dog, he didn't growl at her. * Maybe it likes me hee hee* She explored the whole house and thought it was better than her old wooden house. Kagome waited eagarly for Stan to give her a hot chocolate or something to drink. Afterall, she was a guest in his house.
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Post by Stanley Marsh on Jan 30, 2008 23:40:04 GMT -5
His eye twitched a little when she pet Sparky. First she sits out in the cold for no reason at all, complains about Japan and how mistreated she is, refuses to get up, finally comes inside and shuts her mouth for more than two seconds, and what does she do? She walks up to his dog and acts like she's been in this house before. What if he didn't want her getting anywhere near his house or what's in it, hm? Did that every cross her mind?
Still, it's not like he could just turn around and kick her back on the street after he already let her inside. That'd make him as much of a bastard as Cartman; something he'd like to avoid if possible. But, Stan also didn't feel like putting up with a 'poor little abused and oh-so lonely' fifteen year old Japanese brat for more than he had to. Maybe he /should/ just dump her on Kyle's doorstep and see if his Jewish buddy can do anything about it.
"So... Uh... Where /do/ you want to go?" he asked, trying not to sound pissed off. Stan had to do that a lot, so he was good at not sounding irritated, but this time it might have slipped into his tone a little bit. Oh well, it's not like the dumbass actually has the brains to realize when someone doesn't want her there.
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Post by Kyle Broflovski on Jan 30, 2008 23:40:53 GMT -5
That black haired dickhead was going to get his ass kicked. Why bother even /talking/ to him? Might as well pull him out of his house the minute he answers his door and beat the shit out of him. If he complained, then all Kyle would do is remind him that he not only didn't call him or see him once in the last couple of days of Winter break, but he didn't show up at school for absolutely no reason. What in the hell was he doing that was so important that he just left his best friend on his own for five fucking days-an entire /school week's/ worth of time-without even telling him why.
At first Kyle was perfectly okay with it. It's not like he had to be attached to Stan's hip 24/7. They had seperate lives, and he was fine with that. But not one word from him for three days made Kyle start to worry. Still, the absence of consideration for how his best friend might feel about being ditched with no apparent explination could be brushed off as Stan having gotten too sick to get out of bed and tell him he might not be around for a little bit. It's when the fifth day rolls around and there's still no word from him that Kyle begins to think he did something wrong and pissed him off; or Stan died, though he decided that was a very unlikely possibility.
"He better have a damned good reason for this," Kyle growled, already plotting how he was going to get back at his friend. Just randomly kicking and punching wouldn't work; he had to make sure that asshole knew not to pull something like this again.
So, stomping through snow and nearly melting it just by being as pissed off as he was, Kyle Broflovski made it to the Marsh's residence and refrained from making a hole in the door with his fist while knocking.
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Post by princesskagome on Feb 1, 2008 0:10:03 GMT -5
After Stan asked her where she wants to go, she said " Um.... I want to go on a tour around this town so I can make new friends since I moved here so will you do that for me?" She gave him the " Puppy eye" technique to him. " Maybe we can go out for dinner or something like that. Its not like a date or anything like that you know?" she suggested.
" Shall we?" she asked taking his hand and found a pink fuzzy jacket on the floor.
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Post by Stanley Marsh on Feb 2, 2008 1:36:51 GMT -5
As Kagome took his hand (completely ignoring the real meaning behind his question), he couldn't help but wonder how in the hell a fuzzy pink jacket had made its way into his house. He hadn't seen anything like that since the metro-phase; and even then, /Craig's/ gang wore those, not him. But, this was South Park, and in South Park, weirder shit happens than mysterious fuzzy coats popping up in people's houses, so it was easy to let something like that slide.
"Ah, no thanks. I kinda have a girlfriend and she'd get the wrong idea if she saw me hanging around you at dinner." He neglected to mention that he and Wendy broke up nearly a year ago and that he didn't intend to get back together for a while. He also neglected to mention that the other reason he didn't want to go outside at that particular moment was because of the persistent knocking from his very pissed (very likely to kick his ass if he answered) friend. Actually, it was more someone was taking a baseball bat and swinging as hard as they could at the front of his house.
"Stanley, answer the door!" his mom yelled. Thankfully she was too busy cooking to answer it herself, or Stan would currently be pinned on the ground getting his face punched in by a very temperamental Jewish boy.
"I don't wanna! It's uh... Cartman. The fat kid from school that tries to kill Kyle all the time!" Maybe he should have thought before he screamed back at his mom. Considering he was roughly six inches from his front door, Kyle would have surely heard him and how close to the door he was standing. The fact that Stan still hadn't answered despite being /right fucking there/ would probably piss the red haired kid off even more (if physically possible).
"Aw god dammit. See what you made me do?" He grumbled, though it wasn't directed toward his mom.
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Post by princesskagome on Feb 2, 2008 19:41:53 GMT -5
When Kagome noticed the "fat kid", she sweetly said " Hi.I'm Kagome Higurashi and I just moved here and I want to have a look around this town." When she heard Stan said " Girlfriend" she thought * damn it. I have feelings for him. He's so cute. But I'm fifteen and he's only nine.* She said " Oh how nice of you. "
Cartman looked mad at Stan. " Um....I'm just gonna just stay out of this. " she said and put her hands around her back still waiting to go... She just moved here in this little town and wanted to know where the places are so she can become familiar and make new friends.
She asked Cartman , " Can I be friends with you ? I know Stan."
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Post by Kyle Broflovski on Feb 3, 2008 2:26:22 GMT -5
One of several things can happen when you get Kyle Broflovski mad enough that he actually makes his red hair look dull. He could beat your face in until you stopped moving or someone pried him off of you. He could scream at you until your ears bled. He could do both of those things. He could plot out a way to get revenge (you may want the previous reactions rather than this one; his plans for vengeance are never merciful in the least bit). Or, he could just storm around bitching about you before actually confronting the problem.
On this occasion, he ended up doing the second option. Kagome should be grateful that he didn't punch the first person to answer the door. Instead he stormed in, teeth gritting, fists clenched, eyes nearly shut due to his glare, feet making a satisfying thud each time they stomped down. Now, the Japanese girl was dense (this may be an understatement), but surely she could figure out that he was pissed off and getting in the Jew's way would be like prancing around Cartman holding a gigantic bag of Cheesy Poofs /just/ out of reach singing about how delicious they were; begging for disaster.
"God fucking dammit, Stan! Where the /fuck/ have you been? No one's seen you for almost a week! You haven't been at school, you haven't left your room, you haven't called anyone-not even Wendy. You and her are supposed to be on good terms now; but you're just brushing everyone off! What the fuck are you thinking?" With how foul-mouthed Kyle was, it may have been just a bit hard to tell he was the youngest one of the four main boys in South Park.
When speaking to the guest he only recently became aware of, however, his tone seemed much less pissed and more... Dumbfounded.
"... You uh... How?" Ability to process information? A+. Coherency? F.
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