Kagome....a lonely Japanese girl in South Park

[Stanley Marsh]

"Wait-! Ugh. shit. You weren't supposed to let him in!" He growled, though it came out as more of a half-yelp half-squeak considering he practically threw himself back six feet to escape a half-assed 'bitchslap' from his very loud and very infuriated friend. Really, didn't that girl pick up on anything? Why else would he have kept the door closed despite the person standing behind it screaming at him to open up? Any C-student could understand that either a very pissed girlfriend was going to kill him for cheating on her, or he was in trouble with his best friend-who could easily be voted 'most likely to be thrown in prison first for strangling someone with a telephone wire' simply because of his temper.

But, the door had opened, Kyle was screaming at him, and Kagome was mumbling again. First he gets a migraine from staying up all night keeping grandpa from killing Randy, now he gets to enjoy a pounding in his skull for at least three more days because those two wouldn't shut the hell up. Thank god Kagome finally said something that made Kyle lower his voice. If only it hadn't sounded so wrong that bile rose in his throat and tried to ooze out through his clenched teeth. He swallowed it down with a quick gulp and tried to stutter out an explanation.

"D-Dude, I know this might look really, really bad, but I swear to god I just met this crazy chick. She was out in the cold in that mini-skirt thing and wannabe-sailor top and I couldn't just leave her out there! Now she keeps trying to go out to dinner with me and stuff and I think she's getting the completely wrong idea from a little good deed. She honestly doesn't know shit about me, and we haven't done anything that Wendy and you would team up to kick my ass for, okay?"

He prayed that was a good enough reason; though he still avoided why he had ditched the outside world for six or so days. It wasn't a big secret or anything; but explaining to Kyle that he hadn't talked to anyone or gone to school because his grandpa was showing signs of Alzheimer's and kept trying to murder either his dad or Shelly thinking they were Vietnamese soldiers would make him panic and try to get Stan out of his own house.

[princesskagome]

When she noticed Stan geting yelled at, she looked at him as if she was going to cry again. She stood in front of Kyle and whispered to Stan " Just leave this to me" and said to Kyle, " Now listen, Stan was out these 6 days because he was helping his grandfather and he worked so hard to help him and he needs his rest for a week that's all"

[Butters]

Verity Walked by the Marshes house bouncing a ball and humming to herself. She noticed some thing very strange. (she hadn’t been in south park long enough for things to be stranger than a Japanese girl in a school girl uniform) She noticed a very Pissed off Kyle confronting Stan and the girl. She didn’t know Kyle but she knew who he was, He was always ripped on by the Fat Bastard who always made fun of /her/ for being a hippie. She walked up to the doorframe hoping to cause a distraction and prevent violence. “Heloo everyone! Life is beautiful! How are your lives?” She asked with as much positive energy as she could muster, She knew that they would think she was crazy but she didn’t care, she just hoped that the positive waves of energy would reach them.

[princesskagome]

When she noticed Verity saying "Hi" to everyone. Kagome said and bowed " Hello. I'm Kagome Higarashi and I come from Japan. As you see, I moved here because I didn't like my country that much. I was treated as if I was a slave or something. But, I don't really want to talk about it or I'll starting bawling my eyes again" and then she went on talking to Kyle calmly about Stan helping his grandfather out and needing his rest.

[crib]

Crib was wandering arround a bit stoned thinking ''Where the fuck did I landed'' then he saw a group of kids hanging out in the house of the marshes he went in and said '' yo what up dudes?''

[princesskagome]

When Kagome saw a new face pop up. She bowed to him saying " Konechiwa! I'm Kagome! I just moved in this town and I'm in a really tight situation right now." and went off again talking to Kyle.

[Stanley Marsh]

It's been stated before that Kyle can do many things once thoroughly pissed. That being said, it would have been a good idea to mention that there are many things one can do to worsen his mood and possibly get themselves screamed at, beaten, or strangled to death. So far Stan and Kenny agree beating is the least painful seeing as while strangling you, he feels the need to scream as well. It's like combining the first choice with lack of oxygen and a hell of a lot more pain in your head.

What Kagome Higurashi, cliche Japanese girl from the far east of Mars, had just done quite possibly the worst thing any person could ever hope of doing to Kyle Broflovski while he was in the middle of yelling at Stan. She gave him a lecture.

Now, Stanley knew from the minute he met her (approximately five hours ago, if not less) that she was a complete douche/dumbass/dipshit/whatever other obscene name you want to label her. But this took said retardation and douchery to a whole new level of what-the-fuck-were-you-thinking /hell/. He actually stopped trying to slowly slip out of the picture and away from his furious friend, stood straight up, put one hand on his hip, pinched the bridge of his nose, tilted his head just a bit downward, and huffed through his nose. Anyone that has ever met Stan would automatically scream and beg for mercy from god if they saw him do that, because it usually means that something incredibly stupid just happened and someone's either going to die or get a speech so long that they might literally pass out from boredom.

"Lady, I can take care of myself. You don't know Kyle. He's cool and has morals and isn't retarded or anything, but jesus christ he's one fucking scary dude when he's pissed off. You just did the dumbest thing I've ever seen anyone do /ever/. And I hang out with Eric Cartman." he grumbled, but of course, she probably wouldn't listen. And why is that? Because it is official; Kagome Higurashi has the IQ of a parent that lets their kid stay at Micheal Jackson's house.

[princesskagome]

When she heard him, she sweatdropped and said " Oh. Ok. I was trying to help you so you won't get beaten that's all".
Then she got herself a snack and watched TV trying to stay out of the fight so it won't make it worse. " Ha ha ha !" she laughed while watching the TV program. She taped Stan and said " Sorry. I thought I was helping you that's all. " and gave him a sweet hug and went back to watching TV staying out of the conversation.

[Butters]

Verity stood there, and stared. "Uh Okay" she said, slightly confused.

[princesskagome]

Kagome stared at Verity for a second and told her about her life and then she sobbed again on Stan's shoulder....